god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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