Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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