dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize