Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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