thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
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