There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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