butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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