I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
