Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
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