Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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