I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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