No awkward lesbian experiences without me
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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