Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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