I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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