Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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