Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
tell me about the eggs
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