Banned from zoo.
Again?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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