Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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