Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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