i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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