I must be too annoying 4 u.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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