i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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