Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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