I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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