sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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