did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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