only you would photoshop your dick
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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