brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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