And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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