How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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