It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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