Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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