He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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