hotel room ftw
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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