Got a toothbrush?
I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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