Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
The uberlube is also flammable
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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