it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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