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(650): View more from California

sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.

(415): View more from California

we had.

(650): View more from California

well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Buhtt sex?

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(818): View more from California

I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...

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(818): View more from California

Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar

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(248): View more from Michigan

I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.

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(510): View more from California

Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.

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(425): View more from Washington

Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.

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(613): View more from Ontario

According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...

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