I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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