So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
