I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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