I want to stick my p in your. b.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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