so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
dude i'm inner monologue high
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
