people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
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