he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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