That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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