I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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