that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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