you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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