The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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