I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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