another moral hangover. fuck.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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